Something nice about our roleplays in bed: "Do I want to go to bed as a dude or a chick tonight?"
We no longer have a wingman.
But that’s okay.
There’s still sex.
Shrine: OKAY SO Shrine: TMI TIME Shrine: Shrine just masturbated in the shower so hard she almost passed out and had to come in here and lay in the floor until the room stopped spinning. Sigma: … Sigma: so it was good?
Shrine:Yes. Shrine: Also I’m pretty sure Shrine: that’s what it feels like Shrine: when you die. Shrine: Just sayin Shrine: MY BRAIN AND EYES WERE THROBBING AND SUDDENLY I COULD HEAR EVERYTHING LIKE TINY NOISES AND I KEPT SEEING FLASHING COLORS Shrine: So yeah Shrine: don’t do that Shrine: I’ve proven it’s a bad idea in the name of science.
Guess what came in the mail today courtesy of our Wingman? He also got himself a dragoness. So yup.
Woke up at 5:00AM
Because the bed was too hot. Then, the wing man rolls over and goes “Watch out for [incoherent muttering]”.
Then Rattles goes “This call sucks because….”
And then the wingman started like smacking his lips like he was eating something, snoring, and muttering in tongues.
So I got up.
They can have their weird sleep induced conversations together. I have business in Skyrim.
The Wingman Does A Thing
Miche: I originally planned this to arrive in time.
Miche: But it looks like it won't.
Miche: -delays- are a dick :(
Miche: Remember last week, when I was talking about the Bad Dragon stuff?
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: mhm
Miche: That was all a ploy, to get you to tell me what specs you wanted for your Nox.
Miche: I don't know if you guys knew it or not.
Miche: But that was what it was.
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: And if it would have arrived, and if you would have been here
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: I would have beaten you with it.
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: And tell me you -didn't- order it
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: Because we had specific colors for it
Miche: I may have....did...
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: That was the whole point of getting them. Because they're based off characters :P
Miche: I was hoping that wasn't the case......
Miche: Because I considered it.....very strongly....
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: That's almost always the case when it comes to sex stuff.
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: This is why you don't do surprise gifts.
Miche: I THOUGHT ABOUT IT
Miche: GOD DAMNIT
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: Because if it ain't to our specifications we normally never get it.
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: XD
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: You poor thing.
Miche: I WAS HOPING IT WOULDN'T BE THE CASE
Miche: BECAUSE I CONSIDERED IT
Miche: AND I THOUGHT
Miche: "Well it woudl be the safest bet to get it green and brown"
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: PFFHAHAHAHAHAH
Shrine: *lays in floor*
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: Miche
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: How is it
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: You manage to do both the right and the wrong thing
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: At the exact same time
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: Moko is Green/brown
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: Nox was supposed to be blues.
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: Because you essentially just made Nox Ganon's dick.
Miche: THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT I DID....
Miche: I FEEL SO BADD......
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: AND WHERE
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: DO YOU GET GREEN AND BROWN
Miche: I ALMOST MADE IT GREEN AND BROWN
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: IS IT BECAUSE OF LEWIS
Miche: BECAUSE OF LEWIS
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: SRDHJOIGDJIODGILJFHJILH
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: GFD
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: I DONT
Miche: I ALMOST
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: UNDERSTAND
Miche: DID THAT
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: HOW YOU DO THIS
Miche: I ALMOST
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: MEN ARE MAGICAL
Miche: I CONSIDERD IT
Miche: AND I ALMOST DID
Miche: I FIGURED
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: The green and brown only works with paisley.
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: Is it paisley?
Miche: WHAT YOU PROBABLY WOULD MOST WANT
Shrine: [muffled Let's Misbehave plays in the distance]
Miche: WAS THE NORMALY COLORS
Miche: I'M SOOOO SORORRYYYYY
Miche: MY GOD I'M SDOFJAS
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: I'm sororry too.
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: What did we learn today, class?
Miche: hold oin\
Miche: hold on
Shrine: Hold oin
Miche: a redemption...
Miche: to play...
Shrine: oin oin oin
Miche: I have a redemption.......
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: [8:37:26 PM] Rattlecat Mandelbrott: Ladies and gentlemen.
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: I just thought you should know.
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: Miche is adorable as piss.
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: At making mistakes.
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: That is all.
Miche: IT'S NOT MY FAULT
Miche: IT IS
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: YES, YES IT IS
Miche: I DID IT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
Miche: BECAUSE I WANTED IT TO BE A SURPRISE
Miche: A LOVELY
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: Well it was indeed a surprise, that's for sure.
Shrine: You know
Shrine: Romeo and Juilliet starts with that premise
Shrine: and six people ended up dead
Shrine: by the end of the story
Shrine: *ROLLS ON FLOOR*
Miche: TYHAT DOESN'T HELP[PPPPPASDFASJDF;LSKADF
Shrine: Miche is singing
Shrine: swedish metal
Shrine: to the chat
Shrine: Miche: SKLDDIFHJALSDJKHFA
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: Dear god did you try.
Miche: I WANNAH DIEEEEEE
Miche: (not really)
Miche: (i'm actually hysterically laughing)
Rattlecat Mandelbrott: I just imagine Miche sitting in his little room at his little chair with his head in his hands just going OH NOOOOOOWHHHHHHY while blushing
Miche: THAT'S EXCATLY WHAT I'M LIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Miche: I JUST WANNNNNTTTTEEDDDD IT TOO BEE A PLEASANNT SUPPRRISSSEEE
Miche: BUT I GET HEE MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Did I tell you guys how our wingman shot semen up my nose because he decided to thrust me off his dick?
A large portion of yesterday seemed to revolve around which harness we should buy and which dildo we should buy. I think we settled on Bad Dragon’s Nox first. As for harnesses? Good god who knows. We need to get measurements, make sure it’s adjustable etc etc.
If any followers happen to know of good harnesses that work with BD’s toy lineup that would be awesome to know.