You know what sucks?
1:07 Apr 16th, 2014 | 0 notes
Getting your wife on the edge of orgasm like 3 times, and having to stop because of hand cramps, bad positions…
and the fact your roommate had to go next to your door to the closet to get toilet paper and if anybody in that room made a single noise let alone an orgasm he’d notice immediately.
10:29 Mar 24th, 2014 | 2 notes
Shrine at 4-6 AM in the morning post-sex.
2:00 Mar 23rd, 2014 | 0 notes
wait you recorded which part?
The nubbins laughing fit, Sigma.
I didnt really have any HANDS FREE FOR THE OTHER PART
I'M SORRY IT'S HARD TO TELL WITH YOU TWO
1:47 Mar 23rd, 2014 | 5 notes
We hadn’t had sex in quite some time since the last post due to my wife having abdominal pains and me just never being in the mood. As a result, last night was possibly the most active and hilarious sex we’ve had in a while.
- Our cat has taken possession of one of the new pillows we purchased for our bed. My wife was using it to scream into and our cat decided she was having none of that. Cue me trying oh so hard, not to break character and die laughing over the dirty looks our cat is giving our wife, who then proceeds to take the pillow from my wife and go to sleep.
- Somehow, both of us seemed to think we were completely off our time of the month. In fact my wife was on her last day or post-last day. So I had a bit of a surprise when I was fingering her and just as the sun’s coming up I notice my hands are covered in blood. ..No, we didn’t stop, are you crazy?
- We use a Nox from Bad Dragon, and while we’re convinced it’s a little too big for us, we were more entertained by the fact that the textures on the dick were a lot more pleasurable for my wife than expected. But she doesn’t like the pointy head. And I quote, “Dem nubbins are pleasurable, but gotta be something done ‘bout dat pointy head, good sir.”
- My wife then proceeded to have a 10 minute laughing fit over the term “Nubbins”, to which we both devolved into a series of internet memes at 6 AM in the morning after having two hours of sex. I will upload it momentarily. Yes I recorded it.
Yes, this is normal.
2:43 Feb 5th, 2014 | 0 notes
Something nice about our roleplays in bed: "Do I want to go to bed as a dude or a chick tonight?"
1:09 Jan 31st, 2014 | 0 notes
We no longer have a wingman.
But that’s okay.
There’s still sex.
10:02 Jan 22nd, 2014 | 0 notes
Shrine: OKAY SO
Shrine: TMI TIME
Shrine: Shrine just masturbated in the shower so hard she almost passed out and had to come in here and lay in the floor until the room stopped spinning.
Sigma: so it was good?
Shrine: Also I’m pretty sure
Shrine: that’s what it feels like
Shrine: when you die.
Shrine: Just sayin
Shrine: MY BRAIN AND EYES WERE THROBBING AND SUDDENLY I COULD HEAR EVERYTHING LIKE TINY NOISES AND I KEPT SEEING FLASHING COLORS
Shrine: So yeah
Shrine: don’t do that
Shrine: I’ve proven it’s a bad idea in the name of science.
8:59 Dec 11th, 2013 | 1 note
Guess what came in the mail today courtesy of our Wingman? He also got himself a dragoness. So yup.
Woke up at 5:00AM
3:56 Dec 6th, 2013 | 0 notes
Because the bed was too hot. Then, the wing man rolls over and goes “Watch out for [incoherent muttering]”.
Then Rattles goes “This call sucks because….”
And then the wingman started like smacking his lips like he was eating something, snoring, and muttering in tongues.
So I got up.
They can have their weird sleep induced conversations together. I have business in Skyrim.