11:40 Jul 13th, 2014 | 0 notes

This just in, robots are so good at blow jobs that I am experiencing aftershocks and sensations in my vag the next god damn day.

Fuckyoucrashman.

Tip

3:11 Jul 6th, 2014 | 0 notes

If you have found a partner who is willing to roleplay in and out of the bedroom, be it as original characters or your god damned childhood games or whatever…

You done good.

6:50 Jul 4th, 2014 | 0 notes

More robots? In our bed. Noooooooo

Yes.

6:46 Jul 4th, 2014 | 1 note

It says a lot about our relationship when holidays come around and the first thing we check is Bad Dragon sales.

3:41 Jun 8th, 2014 | 1 note

zipperpulls:

UGH BUT LIKE SERIOUSLY IM TOO FUCKING SHORT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET AN ACTUAL DICK GOD DAMMIT

We could always invest in those sex support things. The cushions?

IF IT’S ANY CONSOLATION YOU MIGHT BE TOO SHORT BUT THE SEX WAS STILL FANTASTIC.

3:40 Jun 8th, 2014 | 1 note

UGH BUT LIKE SERIOUSLY IM TOO FUCKING SHORT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET AN ACTUAL DICK GOD DAMMIT

3:33 Jun 8th, 2014 | 0 notes

Strap ons: where it becomes really apparent that my fiance is a tiny motherfucker.

It’s adorable but it takes some creativity with positioning.

7:34 Jun 2nd, 2014 | 0 notes

We discovered that our dildo works perfectly when you use boxers for a strap on. Hell yes. Excellent.

1:31 May 25th, 2014 | 0 notes

What do we use ziolock baggies for in this house? To keep dust and hair off the toys until we get a proper box.
This thing sits on our nightstand and the cat will rub past it and it’s gotten cat hair on it which means frequent washing. So trying this for now until we can get a proper storage container.

What do we use ziolock baggies for in this house? To keep dust and hair off the toys until we get a proper box.

This thing sits on our nightstand and the cat will rub past it and it’s gotten cat hair on it which means frequent washing. So trying this for now until we can get a proper storage container.

2:46 May 21st, 2014 | 0 notes

  • Raine: I am going to go shower with the Nox. I shall return.
  • Rattlecat: Wait what